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Melbourne's Queerest ANZAC Long Weekend: Your Ultimate Guide to 6 Must-Attend Events

Darlings, dust off those party shoes because Melbourne's queer scene is serving up a four-day extravaganza that's more packed than a drag queen's makeup bag! From Thursday to Sunday, we're bringing you the tea on all the hottest LGBTQIA+ events happening over the ANZAC Day long weekend.

Thursday: Double Trouble Kickoff

Start your long weekend with a bang at CHUNK's 'Beast Mode - Sports Edition' at 24 Moons. Our favourite party collective is celebrating their birthday, so expect extra servings of sweaty, sporty realness! Not your scene? Slide into the Bottom End for Poof Doof's 'Big Doof' – because why have one party when you can have two?

Friday: Drag with a Cause

While we honour our ANZACs during the day, the evening brings us something equally meaningful. Café Gummo hosts 'Drag Aid 7', where our fabulous drag community comes together to raise funds for Palestinian refugees. Get ready to be entertained while making a difference – now that's what we call serving with purpose!

Saturday: From Protest to Party

Start your Saturday strong at the Trans Liberation Counter-Protest outside Parliament House at 11:30 AM. Show up, stand proud, and tell those TERFs where to go! Once you've exercised your democratic rights, head to The Fox Hotel for 'Beers for Queers' – because nothing says 'victory' quite like a cold one with your chosen family.

Sunday Funday

Cap off your long weekend at 'Delinquent viii' at Wheat, Wine and Whisky. It's the perfect way to end four days of fabulousness with some sophisticated sips and sublime sounds.

Quick Tips for Your Long Weekend

  • Book your rideshare in advance – it's going to be busy!
  • Stay hydrated between venues (water is your best judy)
  • Check individual event pages for dress codes and ticket details
  • Remember to pace yourself – it's a marathon, not a sprint!

Whether you're a party animal, activist, drag enthusiast, or just looking for a good time with your queer fam, this ANZAC Day long weekend has something for everyone. See you on the dance floor, in the streets, or at the bar – just look for the glitter trail! 💅✨

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