All events mentioned are linked at the bottom of this post
🌈 Gag-Worthy Guide: Your Ultimate Easter & ANZAC Long Weekend Queer Extravaganza!
Honey, buckle up because Melbourne's about to serve not one, but TWO back-to-back long weekends that'll have you living your best queer life! From Tay-Tay tribute queens to unholy Easter services, we're about to spill the tea on everything you need to know. 🫖✨
Easter Weekend: Thursday to Monday Mayhem! 🐰
Start your Easter weekend with a bang (or should we say, a Shake It Off?) at the Taylor Swift Drag Concert at Pride of Footscray. Watch our finest drag royalty serve Swiftie realness that would make Travis Kelce weak at the knees! And for our leather daddies and rubber enthusiasts, hop over to Spit and Polish: Alliance Easter Edition at The Laird for some good, clean (or dirty) fun! 😈
Saturday Serves! 🎯
Kick off your Saturday with the most ridiculous (in the best way possible) brunch in town - Balls Deep Bingo Bottomless Brunch at Evie's. Skyla Drag and Rebel The Queen are ready to serve mimosas with a side of chaos! Then, as the sun sets, it's time to channel your inner Barbie and get ready for Poof Doof Club Nicki at Chasers. Prepare to Super Bass your way through the night! 💅
Sunday Funday: The Holiest of Nights! 🙏
Choose your flavour of salvation, sweeties! Will it be the four levels of heaven at Trough Easter Sunday Service, where every body is sacred and every beat is divine? Or perhaps you're feeling more devilish and ready to worship at Barba Easter 2025, where sin never looked so good! 😇😈
And because one day of rest isn't enough for us queens, wrap up your Easter festivities with Adam at Sircuit on Monday night - because Tuesday's basically the new Monday anyway, right? 💁♀️
ANZAC Weekend: Round Two, Darlings! 🌺
After a brief three-day recovery period (good luck, hennies!), we're back at it for ANZAC weekend! Stay tuned for our next update, because if there's one thing we know about Melbourne's queer scene, it's that we never do anything by halves! 🎉
Remember, loves: Hydrate, validate, and don't be late! See you on the dance floor! 💋